Zero Cheer Given Christmas Card
If you're hunting for funny cheeky Christmas cards for family who'd rather skip the fake festive spirit, this is the one. Zero Cheer Given says out loud what they've been thinking since the decorations went up in October — and it doesn't pretend otherwise.
Hand it to the relative who dreads the whole song and dance, the friend who'd cancel Christmas if they could, or the colleague counting down to the last day before the break.
Blank inside for your own message. 6x6" square, double-sided matte card, 240gsm, comes with a white envelope. Dispatched within 2-3 working days.
FAQ
Is it rude? One swear word inside the verse, nothing on the front.
Is there space to write my own message? Yes, the inside is blank.
Does it come with an envelope? Yes, a white one, included.
Who's it best for? Anyone who'd rather laugh at Christmas than fake enthusiasm for it.