Funny Peri Menopause Mug | Cheeky Gift for Her *Planning your funeral*

Buying for a woman deep in the perimenopause trenches? This funny peri menopause mug says what she's actually thinking, so you don't have to. One minute she loves you, next minute she's planning your funeral — and a slightly murderous teddy bear is holding the knife to prove it.

It's a cheeky peri menopause mug for the woman who'd rather laugh at the chaos than pretend it's not happening. Perfect from a husband, partner, sister, best mate, or the coworker who's seen her mid-hot-flash and lived to tell the tale.

11oz ceramic, sturdy enough for daily use, dishwasher and microwave safe. Ships in a secure box so it arrives in one piece, within 2-3 days.

FAQ

Is it dishwasher and microwave safe? Yes, both.

What size is it? 11oz — a proper full mug, not a dainty little teacup.

Does it come gift boxed? No, but it's packed securely so it arrives safe, not fancy.

How fast will it arrive? 2-3 days.

Will she actually find this funny, or is it risky? If she's the type to laugh about the chaos rather than deny it, this lands. If she's more sensitive about it, maybe skip.