Christmas Bauble for Best Friend – "Good Bra" Funny Slogan Bauble
A Christmas Bauble for Your Best Friend (Because "Hallmark Card" Felt Too Basic)
This is the christmas bauble for your best friend who lifts you up, holds you together, and never once complains about doing it — just like a good bra, honestly.
Hang it on the tree, gift it wrapped in tissue paper, or leave it on their desk with no explanation. All options are correct.
It's got the important bits covered (pun intended):
- Always there for support
- Lifts you up
- Close to your heart
The specs bit:
Acrylic bauble, 10cm x 9cm, finished with a red ribbon for hanging. Slogan printed and firmly attached — it's not going anywhere, unlike your ex.
FAQ
Is this bauble sturdy enough to survive being wrapped and posted?
Yes — it's acrylic, not glass, so it travels well and won't shatter in transit.
Does it come ready to hang?
Yes, the red ribbon's already attached — straight onto the tree or a gift bag.
Is this suitable as a Secret Santa or white elephant gift?
Perfect for it — cheeky enough to get a laugh, small enough not to blow the budget.