Funny Retirement Mug – Personalised Name & Cheeky 5-Star Review

Roy's not the only one retiring — get your own funny retirement mug

This is the mug for the colleague who's clocking out for good (and leaving you with all their work). Personalise it with their name, and let a cheeky five-star review — with one star deducted "for abandoning us and retiring" — say what the leaving card couldn't.

It's the retirement gift that actually gets used, every morning, as a reminder of who they left behind.

The specs: 11oz ceramic mug, glossy white, dishwasher and microwave safe. Personalise with any name. Ships in 2-3 business days.

FAQ

Can I change the name on the mug? Yes — just add the name at checkout, free of charge.

Is this dishwasher safe? Yes, though handwashing keeps the print looking sharp for longer.

How fast will it arrive? Mugs ship within 2-3 business days.

Will it arrive safely? Every mug is carefully packed to survive the trip — no chips, no cracks, just a laugh when they open the box.

Who is this for? Anyone retiring — a boss, colleague, parent, or friend clocking out for the last time.