Ho Ho Nope – Cheeky Christmas Card

If you're hunting for funny cheeky Christmas cards for the family member who'd rather skip the tinsel altogether, this one's for them. It says what they're all thinking, so you don't have to.

Ho. Ho. Nope. That's the whole mood, printed in bold red and black under a jaunty little Santa hat.

Inside is blank, so add your own message, festive or otherwise. Slide it into the matching white envelope and it's ready to go — no wrapping, no fuss, no pretending you love carol singing.

Great for the Christmas grump in your life, the colleague who mutes the office party invite, or the mate who calls it "Amazon Prime Day with lights."

Ships within 2-3 days, so it'll land in plenty of time even if you're a last-minute shopper.

FAQ

What size is the card?
6x6 inches, square format.

Is it blank inside?
Yes — plenty of room for your own message.

What's it printed on?
Double-sided matte 240gsm card stock, sturdy enough not to bend in the post.

Does it come with an envelope?
Yes, one white envelope included.

How fast does it ship?
Within 2-3 days of ordering.