{"product_id":"zero-cheer-given-christmas-card","title":"Zero Cheer Given Christmas Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eIf you're hunting for funny cheeky Christmas cards for family who'd rather skip the fake festive spirit, this is the one. Zero Cheer Given says out loud what they've been thinking since the decorations went up in October — and it doesn't pretend otherwise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eHand it to the relative who dreads the whole song and dance, the friend who'd cancel Christmas if they could, or the colleague counting down to the last day before the break.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eBlank inside for your own message. 6x6\" square, double-sided matte card, 240gsm, comes with a white envelope. Dispatched within 2-3 working days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFAQ\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eIs it rude?\u003c\/em\u003e One swear word inside the verse, nothing on the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eIs there space to write my own message?\u003c\/em\u003e Yes, the inside is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoes it come with an envelope?\u003c\/em\u003e Yes, a white one, included.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWho's it best for?\u003c\/em\u003e Anyone who'd rather laugh at Christmas than fake enthusiasm for it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Starlight Creations","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58624276103516,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1019\/0091\/0940\/files\/zerocheergiven.png?v=1786491027","url":"https:\/\/starlightcreations.shop\/products\/zero-cheer-given-christmas-card","provider":"Starlight Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}