{"product_id":"rude-funny-christmas-card-official-humbug-society","title":"Rude Funny Christmas Card — Official Humbug Society","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eIf you're after rude funny xmas cards for the one who'd rather skip carols altogether, this is theirs. No fake cheer, no forced jolly — just a card that calls it like it is and hands it over anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eInside the joke:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"No festive songs or Christmas cheer, \/ You'd rather skip this time of year, \/ But here's a card, no need to shout, \/ I just didn't want to leave you out.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eIt's one of our better funny christmas cards for friends who'd rather roll their eyes than sing along — and it works just as well as funny christmas cards for family, especially if yours has a resident Scrooge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs:\u003c\/strong\u003e 6x6\" square, sturdy 280gsm matte card, black and white check border, blank inside for your own message. Kraft envelope included.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFAQ\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eRude or just cheeky?\u003c\/em\u003e Cheeky-rude. Sarcastic, not X-rated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eBlank inside?\u003c\/em\u003e Yes — write your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eEnvelope included?\u003c\/em\u003e Yes.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Starlight Creations","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58603292787036,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1019\/0091\/0940\/files\/bahhumbug2.png?v=1786311589","url":"https:\/\/starlightcreations.shop\/products\/rude-funny-christmas-card-official-humbug-society","provider":"Starlight Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}