{"product_id":"merry-whatever-christmas-card","title":"Merry Whatever Christmas Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eLooking for funny cheeky Christmas cards for family that actually make people laugh out loud? Meet Merry Whatever — for anyone tired of pretending December is all magic and no stress. Red gingham border, a Santa hat, and a verse that says the quiet part loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eGive it to the sibling who dreads the sprouts, the colleague counting down to the office party ending, or the mate who'll actually read the inside before opening presents.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eBlank inside, so it's ready for your own message. 6x6\" square, double-sided matte card, 240gsm, comes with a white envelope. Dispatched within 2-3 working days.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFAQ\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eIs it rude?\u003c\/em\u003e A little — one swear word inside the verse, nothing on the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eIs there space to write my own message?\u003c\/em\u003e Yes, the inside is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoes it come with an envelope?\u003c\/em\u003e Yes, a white one, included.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWho's it best for?\u003c\/em\u003e Family, close friends, or colleagues who'll appreciate cheeky over cute.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Starlight Creations","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58624274465116,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1019\/0091\/0940\/files\/MerryWhateverCard.png?v=1786490558","url":"https:\/\/starlightcreations.shop\/products\/merry-whatever-christmas-card","provider":"Starlight Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}