{"product_id":"merry-whatever-christmas-card-funny-cheeky-card-for-family-friends","title":"Merry Whatever Christmas Card – Funny Cheeky Card for Family \u0026 Friends","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eGot a family member who'd rather roll their eyes than belt out \"Fairytale of New York\" for the fortieth year running? This is one of our cheeky christmas cards for family who find the whole thing a bit much — and love you for getting it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\"Christmas is here—what dreadful news...\" it starts, before admitting they should probably just smile and get on with it. It's the card that says \"I love you, but also, calm down about the fairy lights.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eFunny cheeky Christmas cards like this one are made for the person in your life who needs the joke, not the jingle. Perfect for the colleague who's counting down to New Year, or the sibling who's already sick of sprouts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eBlank inside, so write your own message. Comes with a plain white envelope.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFAQ\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eIs there a message printed inside?\u003c\/em\u003e No — it's blank, so you can write whatever you actually want to say (or another joke).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWhat size is the card?\u003c\/em\u003e Square, standard greeting card size, with a matching white envelope.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eIs it suitable for work colleagues?\u003c\/em\u003e Yes — cheeky, not rude. Safe for the office Secret Santa pile.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Starlight Creations","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58656761774428,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1019\/0091\/0940\/files\/MerryWhateverjolly.png?v=1786658227","url":"https:\/\/starlightcreations.shop\/products\/merry-whatever-christmas-card-funny-cheeky-card-for-family-friends","provider":"Starlight Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}