{"product_id":"ho-ho-nope-cheeky-christmas-card","title":"Ho Ho Nope – Cheeky Christmas Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eIf you're hunting for funny cheeky Christmas cards for the family member who'd rather skip the tinsel altogether, this one's for them. It says what they're all thinking, so you don't have to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eHo. Ho. Nope. That's the whole mood, printed in bold red and black under a jaunty little Santa hat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eInside is blank, so add your own message, festive or otherwise. Slide it into the matching white envelope and it's ready to go — no wrapping, no fuss, no pretending you love carol singing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eGreat for the Christmas grump in your life, the colleague who mutes the office party invite, or the mate who calls it \"Amazon Prime Day with lights.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eShips within 2-3 days, so it'll land in plenty of time even if you're a last-minute shopper.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFAQ\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWhat size is the card?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e6x6 inches, square format.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eIs it blank inside?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes — plenty of room for your own message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWhat's it printed on?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDouble-sided matte 240gsm card stock, sturdy enough not to bend in the post.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoes it come with an envelope?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes, one white envelope included.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHow fast does it ship?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWithin 2-3 days of ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Starlight Creations","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58637520208220,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1019\/0091\/0940\/files\/hohonope.png?v=1786571903","url":"https:\/\/starlightcreations.shop\/products\/ho-ho-nope-cheeky-christmas-card","provider":"Starlight Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}