{"product_id":"funny-anniversary-card-husband-wife","title":"Funny Anniversary Card for Husband or Wife | Rude Naked Pensioners Card","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eMarried to someone who'd rather laugh than get soppy? This funny anniversary card for husband or wife is the one to grab. Two very naked, very happy pensioners, one lead, zero shame — it says \"I want to grow old with you\" without a single sappy word.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eIf you're after a proper rude card for husband or wife (the kind that gets read out loud, then hidden from the in-laws), this is it. Cheeky, daft, and exactly the reaction you want on your anniversary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e6x6 inches, printed on sturdy matte 240gsm card, double-sided so it feels like an actual card, not a flimsy afterthought. Comes with a white envelope. Blank inside — write whatever soppy or filthy thing you actually mean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFAQ\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eIs it actually rude, or just cheeky?\u003c\/em\u003e Cartoon nudity, no swearing — funny-rude, not X-rated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eWhat size is it?\u003c\/em\u003e 6x6 inches, so it stands nicely on a shelf or mantelpiece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eIs there a message printed inside?\u003c\/em\u003e No, it's blank — that bit's on you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoes it come with an envelope?\u003c\/em\u003e Yes, a white one included.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eHow fast will it arrive?\u003c\/em\u003e Ships within 2-3 days.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Starlight Creations","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58146612609372,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1019\/0091\/0940\/files\/husband_happy_anniversary.jpg?v=1787094773","url":"https:\/\/starlightcreations.shop\/products\/funny-anniversary-card-husband-wife","provider":"Starlight Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}