{"product_id":"christmas-bauble-for-best-friend-good-bra-funny-slogan-bauble","title":"Christmas Bauble for Best Friend – \"Good Bra\" Funny Slogan Bauble","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA Christmas Bauble for Your Best Friend (Because \"Hallmark Card\" Felt Too Basic)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThis is the christmas bauble for your best friend who lifts you up, holds you together, and never once complains about doing it — just like a good bra, honestly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eHang it on the tree, gift it wrapped in tissue paper, or leave it on their desk with no explanation. All options are correct.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eIt's got the important bits covered (pun intended):\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAlways there for support\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLifts you up\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClose to your heart\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs bit:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAcrylic bauble, 10cm x 9cm, finished with a red ribbon for hanging. Slogan printed and firmly attached — it's not going anywhere, unlike your ex.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFAQ\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eIs this bauble sturdy enough to survive being wrapped and posted?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes — it's acrylic, not glass, so it travels well and won't shatter in transit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eDoes it come ready to hang?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes, the red ribbon's already attached — straight onto the tree or a gift bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eIs this suitable as a Secret Santa or white elephant gift?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for it — cheeky enough to get a laugh, small enough not to blow the budget.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Starlight Creations","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":59280280322396,"sku":null,"price":3.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1019\/0091\/0940\/files\/best_friend_christmas_bauble.png?v=1790371376","url":"https:\/\/starlightcreations.shop\/products\/christmas-bauble-for-best-friend-good-bra-funny-slogan-bauble","provider":"Starlight Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}